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  • 0815
    Apr 29, 07:30 AM
    I think in order to create new cutting edge products every company has to violate some patents of others (due to stupidity of the patent system they companies can patent almost everything). The origins of the patent system were a good idea to protect really new innovations but it got abused by too many companies and people who approve probably cant distinguish new original ideas from common sense ideas. That makes it hard for companies to enforce their original ideas since they can get counter suit with trivial patents (I'm not saying this is the case here - but that is the general problem).

    Apple probably knew they are getting sued in return and took that into account by weighing the severity of violations (in their point of view). Probably it will end in out of court settlement - so I'm not sure what it is good for except making everyone aware that companies borrow ideas from each other ...

    One of the patents:
    Mobile telephone capable of displaying world time and method for controlling the same

    An apparatus and method for calculating and displaying local time for a plurality of cities in the world. The apparatus includes a memory for storing Greenwich mean time (GMT) information for each of the plurality of cities. The apparatus sets a reference time and counts the time that elapses from when the reference time is set. The apparatus calculates a local time of a city selected by a user, which is based on a difference between the GMT of the selected city and the GMT of a present location of the apparatus, the reference time and the counted elapsed time. The reference time may be either a time set by the user or a system time acquired from a signal generated from a remote system.
    How can companies get patents for such trivial algorithms???

    Does this mean we can blame Samsung for the alarm clock bug whenever the summer/winter time change happens?




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  • buseman
    Jul 13, 11:15 AM
    Sofa Rockers by Kr�der & Dorfmeister.

    Its on the "K&D Sessions" double album.




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  • harrymerkin
    Sep 10, 08:54 AM
    Question. How did you get your weather widget background to be transparent, but not the text (the symbols and temps)? When I adjust the transparency in Amnesty, the whole widget (not just the blue background) goes more transparent....

    I am using a widget called 'Invisible Weather', and for the life of me i can't find where I got it from. A google search should be turning something up, but I'm not seeing it, hope that helps.




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  • Macaroony
    May 3, 12:02 PM
    Please can you clarify your statement about the lack of potential donors?
    You already have a few members in this thread who said they're not eligible.



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  • ItouchMe
    May 3, 09:49 PM
    Can someone point me to a well done video showing the amazing benefits of jail-breaking. IT is not for my knowledge. I would like to show some friends who are on the fence of purchasing an iPhone. Thanks in advanced.:)




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  • Garbag3man117
    Feb 10, 04:58 PM
    Anyone?



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  • PatrickRolfsen
    Jan 14, 06:57 AM
    I love the play by play given on the homepage here, but I rather prefer the video edition provided on itunes- does anyone remember from last year how long it took after the keynote was given before it was posted on iTunes?




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  • Prom1
    Sep 5, 11:20 AM
    No problem :) Not sure if the Michael Jackson one will look the greatest considering that the music video that the shot was taken from was filmed in the late 80s but it should still look fine.

    http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/4044/00038m2tssnapshot010125.png
    http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/2940/tt04685697.jpg

    Enjoy :)

    Thank you VERY much.



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  • gauchogolfer
    Sep 30, 10:30 AM
    People still use LotusNotes?

    My wife uses it at her work, and I've been contemplating working there as well. Maybe this will eliminate a barrier to bringing my Powerbook to a Windows-centric business :)




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  • Prom1
    Dec 28, 06:08 PM
    Why do Windows machines use Group Policies? To push software out to machines, sure -but the real reason is to lock down machines that are by their very design security risks.

    * That right there tells me you're not worth your weight in salt for things regarding AD and Group Policies. Yes GP's are used for locking down the machine but NOT solely for this purpose OR for security risks

    Group Polices:
    * Forcing PW restrictions & lengths (i.e. No first/last name, 30/60/90days length).
    * Deploying a patch or software update on LAN for uniformity - if you rely on just the OS to do this - then you're a moron. Even APPLE has security risks in OS X - recall the most popular about Safari allowing theft of address book content?
    * Allowing/restricting access to corporate intranet portals/sites - and sub-sites. Again this is NOT part of the OS to do this: Win98/XP/7/Unix/Linux/OSX.

    - that is just a few things GPs are used for.


    1. I have had to fix the registry twice after installing Opera -if you install that into Windows 7 the system starts generating security errors and warnings, and you can no longer open hyperlinks in Outlook. This is Microsoft preventing you from installing 3rd party browsers into Windows 7 -I don't have these issues on my Mac (I run 3 browsers there)

    * Issues with Outlook hyperlinks can be related to HTML/Text.
    - that is a setting & very easy to fix.
    If one simple application causes issues with the system or others then you NEED to troubleshoot it. This is why error logs (Event Viewer/Console) exists. Stop making excuses because you're unwilling to find the error or ask for help. Microsoft, by European law (whatever the body that created it is) can NO LONGER force their IE browser to ship with Windows (since Windows Vista/shortly after launch). In the USA their allowed to ship it but again NOT FORCE users to have this set as default and easily changeable even during installation of 3rd party's offerings. I don't deny your having issues, you're just looking for an easy excuse. BTW; are you SURE there is not a GPO that restricts users from having 3rd party browsers? Many financial institutions have this restricted in North America because of leaking out information.



    2. Many 3rd party and legacy applications do not work correctly, even when run in compatibility mode. I had to rig the system to run some of these apps (more wasted time).
    - Dude, you're running LEGACY applications here. Most likely there were not intended to work with the new OS nor supported to, and quote possibly WILL cause issues. Heck I can track down my favourite OS X theme and find out it has issues with Snow Leopard - getting rid of the minimize, close, and maximize buttons for EACH window. Yes it was created for Leopard and ONLY supports Leopard. Oh yeah OS X does NOT natively support themes - so you get the similarities.


    3. The antivirus slows down the system

    - Can't argue that. Its an applications that also has a process that runs while the OS is running. One of the beauties for NOT using Windows at ALL!! :apple:


    I could go on and on, but this is a productivity issue: I am not as productive on Windows as I am on a Mac. Microsoft has been in disarray for years and it shows. Why on Server 2008 does the utility "Server Management" and "Manage Server" point to 2 totally different applications? Sounds like someone is shipping off projects to India and not paying attention.


    This right there - highlighted in BOLD - shows something of your nature completely unrelated to the technical issue; regardless of Microsoft does have a large corporate office in India. I'd love to see how you handle work if your boss is of Indian descent. Actually lets BOTH stop right there and not relate technical OS issues/preferences on nationalities of human beings being at fault.


    Now before I get accused of MS bashing, I will point out that MS makes excellent front-end applications such as Office. This is where the company shines (Access is really great product). They just make crappy operating systems and servers.

    So � Exchange 2007/2010, SQL Server and many others that have GROWN in popularity and licensing contracts across the world - at the expense of loosing contracts like Domino/etc/GroupWise - not proof of just how good their OS and servers are (servers ARE OS' from Microsoft btw).



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  • 100Years
    Apr 21, 01:11 PM
    I thought I read somewhere on this forum, that these models can work just fine with only 1 processor installed....so this got me thinking -- if you only install 1 processor, then you could go with a generic LGA1366 i7 even though it only has a single QPI link. Is this right, or am I wrong?




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  • mrgreen4242
    Nov 29, 05:02 PM
    Don't the movie studios operate as commercial businesses? Don't they make a profit (overall - some movies flop I know)?

    They couldn't affort to spend $100M/movie if they didn't get the money back!

    Therefore, iPod sales are 'extra' income for them.

    I know that there may be some drop-off in theatre ticket sales if the same movie is available via iPod sometime in the future, but don't they face this now with DVD sales?

    It may be simplistic, but why not hold back offering the on-line sale of the movie until they have exhausted the 'theatre experience' the way they do with DVD sales, and then get ready for the '2nd wave' of additional income.

    I agree that you should pay for what you have, but I also think you should get what you pay for without excessive restrictions. Yes, electronic media differs from physical media and some rules should be different, but the underlying principles stay the same.

    Susan

    Except that iPod/iTMS sales would represent, generally speaking, the loss of a DVD sale. They would love, I am sure, to ONLY sell through iTMS and similar services, assuming:

    1) They sold the same number of copies,
    2) They had the same or great profit margin, and
    3) They had better/stricter copy protection.

    On that note, I'm still amazed no one has reverse engineered the iTMS video copy protection scheme. I hear DVDJohn has done it, but is using his powers for "good" (well, his good) and selling it to companies who want to offer DRM'd video for playback on iPods without going through Apple.



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  • mif
    Apr 7, 01:02 PM
    -Very nice




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  • Reason077
    Nov 20, 04:14 PM
    Doubtful since their warranty does not transfer to a second hand buyer. If I were to buy an iPod and then sell it on ebay a few weeks later the new owner would not be covered.

    This is indeed what Apple's warranty document says. However, that clause might not be enforceable/legal in some jurisdictions.

    In practice, Apple have always honored their warranty regardless of whether you're the original owner.



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  • spaceballl
    Jun 18, 11:12 AM
    Sold




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  • manu chao
    Apr 4, 05:51 PM
    nope -- its GIVING users choice. why? remember, w/ iOS subscriptions, YOU get to decide who you opt-in to. you, the CUSTOMER.

    And what is the innovation in this? You always had the option to decide (remember those checkboxes). I really don't see how Apple's solution is really different from the current situation.



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  • lonegoat
    Jun 20, 05:48 PM
    the one that comes with the iphone or the wireless one?




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  • BBQ BOY
    Apr 6, 03:12 PM
    I am thinking of buying an iPad2. I have been wanting one for a while but recently one of my children's teachers says that the iPad has a few apps that will help my 5 year old learn a few things better. So I am starting the search. Then today I spoke with my car audio guy and will be adding a processor to the system but the processor needs a windows laptop. He also said that a hack will enable to use the iPad to control the EQ and processor when I need to do adjustments.
    So, what are the pro's and con's of jail breaking and how is it done?

    Thanks,
    BBQ




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  • scotty96LSC
    Oct 14, 01:55 PM
    Where can I get these date, time, weather thingies? I'd like to have it on my desktop also.. Oh and that music player.

    Sorry for the newb question. I'm new to macs.
    http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=628023&highlight=geektool




    theman5725
    Mar 25, 03:32 PM
    Is there an easy way to quickly minimize WoW on OS X? When my brother plays on Windows, he just hits the keyboard button with the windows logo on it and it minimizes it. The reason I want to do this is so I can quickly switch between WoW and Safari. Any suggestions?




    fisha
    Oct 25, 09:33 AM
    The underlying ideas of Notes and its databases is really very good and the programming ability is not too hard to pick up.

    But,

    The interface of Notes is frankly horrendous and epitomises IBM and Lotus's inability to stick with the program when it comes to following interface trends.

    my biggest bug-bear on the PC with notes is the F5 button. Within windows hitting F5 will nearly always refresh the display . . . especially useful for windows explorer and email clients.

    but hit F5 in Notes and oh look . . . logged out of the system. Please enter your password. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

    overall, i like it, but the constant divergent drive from trying to integrate the interface to something the rest of the world is used to ( Mac / Linux / Windows ) is a PITA.




    Chundles
    Oct 31, 08:59 AM
    How can you pre-order if the 2GB shuffle is not even on Apple's website?

    You're kidding right?




    Messy
    Oct 6, 06:40 AM
    I really like that, gonna go make myself a version of this now! :)

    Hehe yea someone posted it in another thread, its a tshirt on threadless or something.

    Got it on the work PC now too. :)




    Hummer
    Dec 26, 10:46 PM
    Bought!



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